Semi Noob

Knows a little, not a lot, because it's all still a little new.

Yeah...Yeah i know... well erm sort of...just show me again. I am a semi noob you see.

by A Semi Noob October 22, 2011

Semi-romantic

Similarly to semisexual (Someone who experiences sexual attraction but no desire to act on it)

Semi-romantic experiences romantic attraction but has no desire to date anymore. Might fantasize about dating but when it comes down to it... is really not interested!

p1: Why are you still single?
P2: I'm Semi-romantic, I'm not really into dating.
p1: Oh same! I need a break from dating too, It's just too difficult!
p2: I'm not taking a break from dating, Although I can fall in love, I'm not interested in going anywhere with it. I haven't lost the desire cuz I never had it.
p1: ...
p2: ...
p1: I'm sure that yo-
p2: Becky, just shut up...

by There_be_monsters_here February 27, 2021

sympathy semi

Semi erect penis following sympathetic embrace with girlfriend.

Girl: It's so traumatic, mum selling my childhood home.

Boy: Don't worry darling

*embrace*

Girl: Oh my god! Have you got a boner?!

Boy: Darling, it's a sympathy semi!

by Prahan Pirate November 8, 2013

Semi-key

The half way point between lowkey and highkey, where something isn't completely obvious but it's obvious enough.

I'm semi-key hungry right now but I just ate.

by MKC101 July 6, 2016

Semi EIta

Semi EIta is hot af and the hottest on the Shiratorizawa boys volleyball team. He is alt and you cannot convince me otherwise. He is cute and pretty and beautiful. I'm not usually a simp but if he were to even talk to me, mean or nice idc, I would go to a private area and squeal like a swine. I would be blushing like an idiot. I have the biggest crush and the fact that he went to Shiratorizawa, works for the government, and is in a band in the time skip means that he's a rich bitch and I wanna marry him. I want to have his motherfreaking kids. He could step on me and I would care less. At my wedding, he could burst in idk do something to announce his presence and he could tell me to run away with him and to leave the groom and I would be out of there in a heart beat. He is...omg he's something else. I know that i'm not the only one simping here.

Friend 1: Hey who's that on the court?
Friend 2: Oh that's Semi Eita.
Me: Ima cheer for him.
Friend 1: You can't we go to a different school. That would be crazy if you did.
Me: You think I care because I don't now ima do it so stfu.
Friend 2: Please don't.
Me: GO SEMI SEMI!!!!!!!!!!!
Oikawa wtf?
Iwaizumi: Not this shit again.
Matsukawa: You got that on camera?
Hanamaki: Hell yeah.
Semi: 0-0?
Tendo: HEY THAT"S MY NAME FOR HIM!

by Issei Mastukawa May 26, 2021

Raging-Semi

A term for a not fully erect penis,
Basically when you've cranked it up like 19 times that day and he's got nothing left to give then, all of the sudden, you see some fat FAT tits and get really horned up again but he just doesn't have the strength left to perform again

My girlfriend came over last night to have sex but i had already beat off 9 times that day. So she was upset that all she got was the raging-semi.

by oMrBrutaLo November 23, 2021

Semi-branling

Semi-branling is a french slang word. It's the action of stoping mid masturbation, soo you can be ultra focus for your incoming game.

What you need to do is semi-branling so when you comme back your in ultra-instinc mode for the next game

by Guncem May 29, 2022