Scrambled Eggs

When a woman is kicked in the crotch and suffers from mass egg confusion and damage as a result. Many women have reported having malooly and/or re re children.

I kicked that hoebag and she got scrambled eggs.

by Neil Mik January 26, 2009

scrambled egg

Derogatory term used to describe a person of diminished mental capacity- formerly known as "retarded".

Damn, Frank is so impatient. He got mad when his McDonald's order got screwed up and yelled at the scrambled egg who took his order.

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

Scrubbled

To ruffle something vigorously with your jazz hands

My boyfriend locked the dog outside and I scrubbled her to warm her up

by Moo9 December 11, 2016

Scrambled Eggs

A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.

Jared Loughner made scrambled eggs for his Troll friends, with Gabrielle Gifford's brain.

by FirstCaucasoid February 7, 2013

flip a scrimple

1. A phrase used to replace any other phrase; usually derogatory
2. Can be used interchangeably with "smurf"

Dude, don't flip a scrimple
Holy cow, he just flipped a scrimple!
You're such a scrimple flipper
Pardon me, I have to go flip a scrimple
Go flip a scrimple you scrimple flippin' scrimple flipper

by xandermoser April 26, 2006

Scrample

When you're so scared that your scurdle causes you to fall onto or knock over the furniture around you.

A hoogaboo came out of the woods and scared Jesse. Jesse scurdled into the house then scrampled over the TV

by Brotendo November 29, 2016

crumpled

To fall apart, to fail.

We lost the game last night. The whole team just crumpled

by emit June 11, 2008