Shit Schooled

Shitting your pants while walking home from school.

Kid comes bursting in.
Kid: I just got shit schooled!!!!!!!
Mother: Get the fuck out.

by Zolbayar February 5, 2010

Schooled

When an individual gets taught a lesson in a harsh, demeaning, manner.

May also be used to describe the loser of a given competition or game.

Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from woodshop class!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

Schooner’s Warf

The act of getting a rim job under water while simultaneously getting a reach around.

Oh man that chick I met down in Key West was so kinky! She took me into the hot tub of her hotel and gave me a Schooner’s Warf!!

by conje March 5, 2018

schoolbreak

Like a jailbreak, but based on school - someone breaks you out of school or you break out of school with someone.

If you wanna we can schoolbreak

by Supermarcel10 December 21, 2018

Schooter

Short for school shooter

Yo did u see that schooter last week? She fucked up real bad. Fuckin bitch killed dozens of little kids

by Mooseking69 October 6, 2019

Schooller

A retarded child of 8 to 10 years old, who attends school regularly and play fortnite whenever he/she/it can.

Common cs:go message: "You are such a schooller! Why are you still here trying to do something else then fortnite?"
Schooller: "Wai is U so gAy ?"

by Blackout_SND April 23, 2020

reverse schooner

Sitting on the toilet backwards and leaving skid marks down the front side of the bowl.

Eddie used the toilet last night and dropped some kids off at the pool and left us a reverse schooner to clean up. He's a funny guy.

by 2rotorbro July 24, 2011