Romper Schlomper

When a person smokes the last of the marijuana through a bong and then tips the bong water over their penis before receiving a blow job.

Oh no! Harry is about to have the last bong! Quick who wants to give him a Romper Schlomper?

by Nuronix October 15, 2021

schlonger

Someone who likes to whip out their penis or schlong a lot of the time to either impress or disgust everyone around

Guy 1: *Whips out his penis*

Guy 2:"Oh dude he's such a schlonger man that's gross"

Guy 1: "You're just jealous of my schlonger skills"

by Flagellah February 18, 2015

schleppen

verb To Fuck. Also when combined with other German sounding words can be used as alternative to weed.

Go on mate give her a good schleppen. Or Alright mate have you got any schleppen hauser.

by Mutton Chops September 24, 2005

shlopper-shmearer

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).

Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.

by Why I Outta April 7, 2013

Schlappers

A person who believes in something you don't.

"You guys are just a bunch of Schlappers"

by Unno Reverse January 10, 2020

Schlopped

getting absolutely destroyed

osama got fucking schlopped by seal team 6

by fuckosama January 4, 2021

schlooper

Someone that poops in their sleep.

"oh man shes a schlooper you gotta leave her man"

by walawalapoopa March 5, 2021