Schmegma

Not smegma. Distinctly NOT the thick, white, cheesy substance that accumulates under the foreskin. Not smegma at all but rather schmegma.

Hey dude I've been thinking a lot about schmegma. Smegma? Like under your foreskin? No... schmegma.

by schmegma originator December 17, 2021

Schmegma

Smegma is the thick, white, cheesy substance that collects under the foreskin of the penis…
Aka Matthew Edwards gobbles on schmegma after rage quitting the chise.

Hey Matt, you have some schmegma on your lip dude

by Booboothatdude January 26, 2022

Schermaulabobed

the act of doing something in the shrields (typically violent)

John Lenon was schermaulabobed in the shrields.

by sluts4kait March 8, 2022

Schmegma surprise

Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.

We made Pork Schmegma surprise with the left overs from yesterday's roast.

by KAPM May 18, 2022

Schemantics

Scheme- make plans, especially in a devious way or with intent to do something illegal or wrong.

Antics- an attention-drawing, often wildly playful or funny act or action

When someone doesn’t agree with the details of your story, schemantics

by Simbriaco February 18, 2024

schigmazophrenic

Meaning one has copious amounts of rizz and is gyatted up

What the hell bro, are you schigmazophrenic or something?

by Evelynjo July 5, 2024

Schigmazophrenic

Meaning one is goated with the sauce and has copious amounts rizz

That sounds like a case of schigmazophrenia.

Damn girl you must be schigmazophrenic.

by Evelynjo July 5, 2024