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A good looking boy, with an extremely large cock, the Sam's that work in real estate tend to have the biggest cocks in the office.
Tony: Rick, How big is your cock
Rick: it's 21 inches Big, but if i show you and Sam happens to see it, i would feel embarrassed
Tony: Why???
Rick: Well im Captain Erector with a 21 inch cock, But Sam has a 21 Meter Cock
Rick: it's 21 inches Big, but if i show you and Sam happens to see it, i would feel embarrassed
Tony: Why???
Rick: Well im Captain Erector with a 21 inch cock, But Sam has a 21 Meter Cock
by Don_Salvo April 22, 2009
Sam: Smart Annoying Male
He's unbelievably clever and may deny being smart, but if you get into any kind of debate or argument with him... Well, you will lose. He's annoying, but in an entertaining, fun way because of his open personality. Social, yet awkward in the most enjoyable way possible.
Physically, Sam tends to have soft, luscious hair and a beautiful smile. He dresses very well and 'preppy,' not at all like someone who doesn't give a crap about being presentable. Verbally, he speaks eloquently, but should curse less because it's very degrading.
He's unbelievably clever and may deny being smart, but if you get into any kind of debate or argument with him... Well, you will lose. He's annoying, but in an entertaining, fun way because of his open personality. Social, yet awkward in the most enjoyable way possible.
Physically, Sam tends to have soft, luscious hair and a beautiful smile. He dresses very well and 'preppy,' not at all like someone who doesn't give a crap about being presentable. Verbally, he speaks eloquently, but should curse less because it's very degrading.
by SeasonalGurl January 4, 2014
An amazing, caring, sweetheart. Says the sweetest things, they may be cheesy but he doesn't say them just to get the good stuff. You can count on a Sam with everything, he keeps secrets. He's very trustworthy. He's hard to get out of your mind, and has an amazing personality. To lose a Sam, is like losing your mind.
by jean12345 February 20, 2011
A big warehouse where you pay a membership fee, usually $40-$150 a year to pay a couple dollars less for an item which you buy twice a year since that is the only times you go there. There is an employee at the door who punches a hole in your receipt but never checks your items in your cart so you could potentially steal a lot of stuff.
by LanceN March 20, 2006
short for Standard Asian Measurement. Offically 4'11, 95 lbs. A way to measure anything using a standard asian person as your guide.
by Kevin J April 28, 2006
Sam.How can you explain him, he's the most caring, thoughtful, sweetest person ever.Anyone would be lucky to have a Sam.He is just so kind and he cares about everyone.
by ............mallory........... December 31, 2019