Oxymoron

Someone who actually believes Oxyclean works.

Joe- "That Billy Mays, such an oxymoron,"

Jeff- "May he rest in peace,"

by CrazyOxy October 4, 2009

oxymoron

Someone who regularly contradicts themself, and looks like an idiot (or, dare I say, a MORON) each time they do so.

"She said she that's not true..."
"What an OXYMORON! Just then she was saying it IS!"

by Jazzo July 23, 2005

oxymoron

see -> conspiracy theory

huh? wtf? say what? ??????????

by question authoritah May 8, 2005

oxymoron

a moron who does oxy. see oxygenius

a: i duz some koke u wnat unli $500 a garm
b: nein i liek gliu insted

by supa lawla pwna January 18, 2005

oxymoron

Two words that seemingly contradict each other when used together.

(20:38:05) amy: hey, i really am a good girl

by AciDz0r July 9, 2005

Oxymoron

A complete & total moron who, because of being an imbecile, refuses to oxycute (oxyclean) & so has acute acne on entire face & neck & enjoys popping it in public.

Oh shit, dude! Look at that fuckin' redneck craterface with the pus running down his chin, damn he's an oxymoron.

by sikwill December 28, 2005

oxymoron

2 words that contradict each other.

Examples of oxymorons:

Jumbo shrimp
Black people
Alone together
Living dead

by peter scully January 18, 2019