Roland

Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!

Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”

Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”

by Georgia Maria Antoinette Smith October 15, 2022

Roland

Funny guy that you work with that is mysterious. He is quiet and does share much but when he does you always laugh. Is a hard worker, balancing and multitasking well. Get yourself a Roland!

“Did you hear Roland in the meeting today? He made me laugh so hard!”

by Erahonaldragonfly May 04, 2022

Rolands

A very attractive person, who is very caring and cares for his girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel loved.
can be seen as mean at the start but is actually extremely sweet and kind.
will do anything for his girlfriend just to be happy.
the most handsome man alive.
extremely sexy.

Rolands looks so sexy today

by heheveeg October 22, 2022

Roland

A rare type of virus which causes the hair of miltary men to rust during war.

Teacher: why is it compulsory for soldiers to trim their hair?
Student: to avoid roland
Teacher:✔✔

by N1ck1 April 18, 2018

Roland

Gyal Dem God!

He was a Roland because of his looks.

by Anthony hemmings November 23, 2021

roland

roland is an expression for when you're highly unbothered but still manage to do everything right.

-I didn't even prepare for that project, but still nailed it!
-O my god, you're such a roland!

by 100504mrs March 23, 2021

Roland

Master manipulator who can rival Aizen, Insane gaslighter that will make you feel you are losing your mind. This guy is referred to as "Mr. Bitches" by his colleagues, this is due to him being a serial womanizer who will manipulate women to get what he wants.

Man, I can't believe Roland stole my girl.

by 999C May 19, 2025