blasting ropes

ejaculating in such a way that the semen is coming out in rope-like shots

"He was really pent-up that when he came, he was blasting ropes all over him and me."

by randacted November 17, 2018

Ripe Fart

A fart that has extreme potentcy. Requires cover of the mouth and noise.

Damn dude, that was a ripe fart

by Jake Carmel December 9, 2007

Shirley Phelps Roper

Evil minion to Satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. This She devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in Afghanistan or Iraq in the past and present. Shirley also believes that the Virginia Tech massacre, actual quote, is 'awesome.' She was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. During protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. Not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she's also putting children at risk for harm. The protests even caused Bush to pass a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. Also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the United Kingdom.

When Shirley Phelps Roper dies, it'll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a shit.

by Nap0130n Dynam1t3 August 1, 2012

Al Roper

When a man cums with such a large volume (many ropes) that he loses 20 lbs.

Wow, that blow job was so good it made me Al Roper.

by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013

Nope rope

Another name for a snake

Friend: woah look at dat nope rope dude

Other freind: sick man that’s one deadly nope rope bro

by Purple_kitten June 29, 2019

tugging rope

it is the motion your hand makes when masturbating that is similar to tugging some rope

Eric: Where is shawn?
Wilson: I dont know
Eric: jerking off hand motion

Wilson: OOOOH, tugging rope.

by 311MidvaleBlaster March 14, 2010

Snooker with a rope

When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.

Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.

by T.McCormnick October 8, 2007