rescue piss

A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.

I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.

by makahahawaii August 31, 2023

deep spinal rescue

Whenever a woman is performing fellatio to a man on all fours, at the time of climaxing for the man he hooks his fingers in her assh*le and keeps her from pulling away. Rescuing the children by deep spinal maneuvering.

"I caught the baseball game and the next day I went hiking. I was so tired I slept in, I just called in sick. How was your weekend?"
"I deep spinal rescued my tinder date on Friday and on Saturday I went to the movies to watch the new Spiderman movie."

by fhitshacedeveryday June 10, 2023

Rescue Team

A rescue group with an anthrophamorphic cop car named Poli with its leader.

Oh No! Bruner's stuck in the concrete! I've gotta call the Rescue Team.

by RobocarPolifan March 24, 2025

Beach Whale Rescue Team

See definition for "Ryan Price"

"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!

"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"

by Amishflap January 2, 2012

Rescue

Inferior, of cheap quality, "ghetto". Derived from the likes or attributes of a rescue animal (rather than pure bred, i.e. Shiba)

Did you try that new cheesesteak place in DC? Dude it's sooo rescue!

by typestereo March 31, 2021

rescue chick

Basically a woman that doesn't have anything in her life together, no job, no goals, not even a working relationship with their kids. And you don't find all that out until after you have already started investing feelings for them. The 1st few times you try to help those people out of their situation. After a while you start backing away from those types of relationships. Because you realize they have to fix themselves. If you try to assist them out of it, and they ain't putting in effort too. You realize real quick why they are in the situation they are in. (A male can fit this description too )

Some of you guys have never dated a Rescue Chick and it shows!

by Racing Addict October 5, 2022

Rescue Box

A term used for an Ambulance

1."We Need A Rescue Box At Pueblo Boulevard and Northern!!"

2."Requesting a Fleet of Rescue Boxes, we have a Bus Rollover!"

3."Hey Bro, Did You Clean The Rescue Box Today? It's Your Turn."
"Our Rescue Box got stuck in the drive-through at Jack in the Box."

by Ric-Hard March 8, 2011