Redbank Tour of the Rockies

A combination sexual act involving the Montana Monorail, Colorado Chocolate Blizzard, Idaho Twister, Wyoming Waffle, utah rainy day, Arizona Facial, and new mexico rodeo. The exact order of acts is not relevant, however due to probable injuries requiring a hosptial stay we sugggest the utah rainy and Wyoming Waffle be done last. Keep in mind the Wyoming Waffle may cause crimainal charges, but if you are bold enough you can follow it with a Mississippi Bullwhip. However, this would not be keeping in tune with the theme of this sexaul act.

Lori had been married to a preacher for most of her life and had stayed by his side living on a limited budget and never straying beyond the missionary position that he told her was required. But when she caught him with her brother in the baptismal pool playing hide the boner she decided to let her hair down. She drove over to the local biker bar and took them to the church where they perfomed the Redbank Tour of the Rockies on her just as the congregation showed up for Monday Night prayer service.

by slipperyschlonge March 19, 2010

redead

An undead zombie like enemy from most zelda games, screechs and freezes you when u get too close.

god dam it that redead has frozen me with fear
*decapitates with master sword*

by anime shadow January 11, 2007

RDRAM

Intel trying to stop competition

p1:can i get cheap Rambus memory
sales person: hahahaha intel and cheap dont go together

by Phill August 16, 2003

redcat

Cheap ass Chinese knockoffs of Honda ATVs (four wheelers).

My Redcat is not as fast as your TRX450, but at least I was able to buy three of them.

by danthemanwithaplan July 30, 2008

redballs

The exact opposite of blueballs. A rather fantastic condition contracted when getting a great amount of tang. The result of all this pounding causes the testicles to turn red after slapping against the female's rectum countless times over a short period.

me: man my testes ache.
friend: Blueballs?
me: nah, Redballs. i've been rockin an inordinate amount of gina lately.

by Chrish24 December 19, 2008

redacious

awesome, cool, hip, bodacious, often referring to the hit artist "REDIO"

Dude that song was redacious!

by jcizz May 17, 2011

Redbank West of The Rockies Tour

This is an act to only be attempted by people who are very sexually adventrous, flexiable, with good insurance, and a tolerance for concusions. To be considered a complete Redbank West of the Rockies Tour one and one's partner/s must complete a/an Alaskan Pipeline, Washington Candy Apple, Oregon Log Jam, California Carrot, Arizona Chilidog, Hawaiian Muscle Fuck, Idaho Slider, Utah Jaw Dropper, and Nevada Deposit Box within 12 hours.

Carolyn did not have enough money to see the sites west of the Rocky Moutains so she asked Ron and Josh to give her a Redbank West of the Rockies Tour. They were only happy to oblige her since they were some seriously messed up fuckers.

by flamingschlonge March 8, 2010