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Der Lil Racoon

the racoon demigod of the trash can. fell from heaven known as a landfill to understand the ways of the trash and cans. Probably has a higher Iq than you lol. He can read write and draw and will give you a lemon in exchange for an orange.
Oh sh*t, the Der Lil Racoon is packing heat!
by Eliteperkele February 7, 2023
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Racoon Slayer

1. An early morning toker throwing hands with the neighborhood racoon on the fire escape, for trying to steal a hit.

2. Someone that drop kicks racoons while high as fuck.
Bro, did you see that guy this morning on the fire escape? Man was a real Racoon Slayer
by Gidget68 September 21, 2022
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bald racoon

When you shave your balls and your pubes off and it makes your dick look like a bald raccoon
My friend Joe got a bald racoon and he regrets it
by Glizzy mastsr February 5, 2022
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Racoon

Cum in a girls eyes so they rub them that hard they have red rings around them then put them outside to rummage in the bins
Just racooned my bird and now she’s in the bins
by Ozwold February 9, 2022
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racoon

n. Dedicated anti-covid crusader who always wears a mask even in circumstances where it makes no sense.

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Second month of solitary confinement and still masked? You are such a racoon.
by gnostic3 February 20, 2021
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racoon

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SMOL TRASHY BOI. THEY SNOOF. THE FLOOF WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
"woah bruv avert our eyes to that fellow over there"
"why big man"
"ITS A RACOON"
"HOW MAGESTIC"
by am i a boat?? March 2, 2021
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Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light
He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job
by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021
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