rum-rod

A very solid and long lasting erection resulting from the consumption of rum. A minimum consumption is required, while continual consumption will attenuate the effect, eventually resulting in difficulty obtaining an erection.
"Man, I had the old rum-rod last night - it took me an hour and a half to get off!"
by Hangar18 February 27, 2009
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Rum dummy

(Noun)1. A person who through their own stupidity, has the the same mental capacity as someone intoxicated on rum. 2. Intoxicated on rum, immediately prior to unconsciousness. Background: 1500-1700's Pirates becoming severely intoxicated on rum.
Oh my, looks like we got another Rum dummy on our hands, slurring her speech and pukking between words. Someone go hide the rum.
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golden rum

Slang term for piss on the seat of a toilet.
I went to use the John Q. Public at the gas station, butt, the lid was covered with piss...

MY WIFE: That was fast!

ME: No can do: golden rum. Let's check out THAT gas station. The first gas station with a clean restroom will get my $40 in gas money.
by Phil N. Empty July 15, 2006
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Rum Shebeen

The best fucking band in the world. They are also a re-formation of the ludes and have the sexist front man in the world.
by nina manic June 12, 2008
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Rum Runner

Diarrhea or very soft stool caused by a night out drinking a lot of rum.
Skipped out on the hangover but I can feel a rum runner coming on
by hcguy February 20, 2011
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rum bunny

A woman who will let you take nude photos of her once she is drunk.
Cathy is a rum bunny and I have the pics to prove it! What a whore, let's post them on the internet!
by Bud E Love May 02, 2003
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rum rat

One who drinks heavily - ancient terminology thanks to my grandfather
drinking shevits, mad dog, or beast. spd ='s rum rat
- ciderpunx -
by JoeDella November 15, 2004
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