reel your beacon

Angela: I need my child support! I'm done fucking around with you!

Gary: Reel your beacon, you'll get it!
by Beacon June 27, 2015
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Instagram reels

Go to site for misinformation, logical fallacies, conspiracies, conclusions drawn from speculation and baseless premises, outright racist and extremist bullshit and is pretty much the deepest, most densely packed collection of the dumbest beings in the observable universe, scientists are still quantifying as to how a black hole hasn’t formed yet.
*science man opens Instagram reels* *dies*
by Daniel De Ferrdo May 25, 2024
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instagram reels

Basically yt shorts and tiktok but WAY funnier
Instagram reels is the only place where I can see a family of 4 get crushed by 2 semi-trucks, have a kid who's legs were sawed off get bullied by 14 thousand white men, and watch the most down bad, horrendous thing to ever happen.
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Instagram Reels

Usually used on controversial videos,of just when someone has a little bit of confidence,and its trying to show that tiktok is sensitive and instagram reels are for sigmas 🥶🥶
"Post this on instagram reels bozo😂😂"
by youermomhaha2 November 29, 2023
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Blooper Reels

What I call a homo-sapien who is a water monkey who choked an earth snake.
Person 1: Are you a water monkey who choked an earth snake?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blooper Reels
by Abreathofaversaillian January 21, 2025
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blooper reel

When your brain suddenly brings up the time(s) you did some really embarrassing shit
friend A- “hey you’ve been quiet for a few minutes what’s up”
friend B- “nothing I’m just watching my blooper reel”
by The Duke of Shittington March 08, 2020
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Reel coma

A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death
I was late to my ensoulment because I was in a reel coma.
by NotPieGuy November 30, 2024
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