hug puddle

A puddle of unborn children

She asked him politely to switch sleeping places so sbe wouldn't have to.lay on the hug puddle.

by Local Dirtball February 14, 2018

Die in a puddle

An insult simultaneously telling someone they're short enough to die in a puddle while telling them to KYS

Person 1- *scares person 2
Person 2- "Go die in a puddle

by Derpman1256 March 11, 2017

Gutter puddle

dirty or arrogant person. more or less a douche bag

wtf stop being a gutter puddle...

That gutter puddle is salty.

by M0l0ch May 15, 2010

faux puddle

Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.

I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.

by Jeremy Ko December 28, 2010

Pit Puddle

The embarrassing, nearly unavoidable, dark fabric discoloration caused by underarm perspiration.

I can't wear this shirt to the club tonight, bro! It shows the worst pit puddles when things heat up.

by 3van7 February 22, 2011

Mud Puddling

You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!

Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!

by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013

puke puddle

a puddle of puke. A pile of bullshit. A bundle of lies.

"Stick it out
Don't swallow the poisssonnn.
Spit it out
Don't swallow the lies..."

RUSH

Dogs go back to a puke puddle and lick it all up. Trained Pavlov dogs who can't think for themselves keep falling for all the bullshit coming from snake oil salesmen, corrupt politicians, money-stealing gurus, rip-off artists and more. People need to start thinking on their own and quit lapping up puke puddles.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 15, 2009