faux puddle

Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.

I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.

by Jeremy Ko December 28, 2010

Cow puddle

A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.

Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!

by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021

hug puddle

A puddle of unborn children

She asked him politely to switch sleeping places so sbe wouldn't have to.lay on the hug puddle.

by Local Dirtball February 14, 2018

Pit Puddle

The embarrassing, nearly unavoidable, dark fabric discoloration caused by underarm perspiration.

I can't wear this shirt to the club tonight, bro! It shows the worst pit puddles when things heat up.

by 3van7 February 22, 2011

Die in a puddle

An insult simultaneously telling someone they're short enough to die in a puddle while telling them to KYS

Person 1- *scares person 2
Person 2- "Go die in a puddle

by Derpman1256 March 11, 2017

Mud Puddling

You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!

Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!

by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013

Puddle sleeper

Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep

The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper

by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018