by M0l0ch May 15, 2010
An insult simultaneously telling someone they're short enough to die in a puddle while telling them to KYS
by Derpman1256 March 11, 2017
You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!
Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!
by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013
I can't wear this shirt to the club tonight, bro! It shows the worst pit puddles when things heat up.
by 3van7 February 22, 2011
Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.
by Jeremy Ko December 28, 2010
A puddle of unborn children
by Local Dirtball February 14, 2018
The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper
by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018