Exactyl like Pterodactyl

Exactyl like a Pterodactyl;

A term used to express the "exactness" of a phrase and/or situation. Originating from a common typo of "exactly," as well as a hybrid of poor English skills, Exactyl like Pterodactyl is an excellent way to agree with someone in a light, carefree manner.
"Fat people always lie!"
"Exactyl like Pterodactyl!"
by aWeThUm March 04, 2006
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Angry Pterodactyl

The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
by El Conquistador May 05, 2021
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Pterodactyl Syndrome

Pterodactyl Syndrome includes:

Coughing
Turning into a pterodactyl
spitting
Making creepy noises randomly
Screaming

If you are unsure that you have Pterodactyl Syndrome, call your doctor to make sure that you have

*Example of Pterodactyl Syndrome shown in the following gif*
"Oh my god, I have Pterodactyl Syndrome!"
by HexTheManiac September 23, 2021
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shit pterodactyl

When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being
Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.
by HEYPUNK626 December 05, 2017
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pterodactyl claw

Similar to a camel toe but much more aggressive.
I reached over to Josh and leached on to his pterodactyl claw
by Yeeeyeeyeee February 15, 2018
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Pterodactyl

When someone gets down on their knees and gives someone a blowjob as well as jerking off both guys to the left and right of the one receiving head
I can’t wait for the party tonight I’m gonna try to wrangle a couple guys up so I can try a did you say to try to try a pterodactyl or try to pterodactyl I think trying to pterodactyls funnier I’m trying to pterodactyl
by Zamboni_Man August 03, 2024
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