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Pterodactyl

When a girl is giving two handjobs and a blowjob at the same time, resembling a pterodactyl flying.
My girlfriend suggested my friends and i perform the pterodactyl with her.
by beerun June 9, 2010
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pterodactylling

the act of having sex while making a dinosaur noise
"She was pterodactylling me last night while we were roleplaying dinosaurs. It was the kinkiest thing i've ever encountered."
by dinosaurlova April 18, 2010
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Pterodactyl

The term "pterodactyl" is used to describe a unsightly, deformed girl /guy casting a ominous presents clocked in makeup or eclipsed in darkness.

Pterodactyls typically have sexual activity on their hidden agenda. These sexual predators scheme ways to their objective "your body" using deception and deceit.
The villainous crusade is checkered in obstacles, despite all that, pterodactyls remain undaunted and determined creatures, "borderline rapist" avid for human touch.

This term was invented and started among the clever people of Minnesota to help friends improve communication and awareness in this unfortunate encounter.
The most common strategy employed by pterodactyls for attaining their aspiration, typically would be promotion of heavy drinking. This makes less of a struggle when they swoop in on you during a vulnerable state, absconding to a secluded location with you in custody.
by /b/b/ May 27, 2009
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pterodactyl

a girl who possesses a slutty mentality; but seriously lacks in her abilities to be one. These abilities might include, but aren’t limited to- looks, social skills and actually having intercourse. They are under the belief that they are the hot shit- but more often than not are laughed at or quickly forgotten. It completely lacks in self-awareness, often lying to itself, saying that she rejected a certain someone. The pterodactyl is also a social danger in having a rare but severe problem in making new friends.
These pterodactyl make you often think to yourself – “WOW! evolution hasn't really finished it's job yet! by all accounts these should have been extinct.”
by GoGoAndy November 9, 2007
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baby pterodactyl

a small boy, usually a freshman, who looks like a baby pterodactyl when they charge at you with a dodgeball. Baby pterodactyls never go out when you hit them.
Person 1: Dude wtf i just hit baby pterodactyl.
Baby pterodactyl: nehhhhh
by pgore December 28, 2005
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pterodactyl

thievers who swoop down in the midst of the night and steal while you aren't looking. (aka suitemates)
walking penis- Pterodactyl freakin attacked my dirty laundry last night and stole my dirty skank, herpes filled boxers!
by djneighneigh March 9, 2004
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Pterodactyl

When you pull your bottom lip and top lip out like a big pterodactyl beak with your hands, poke your tongue out and go Gbluuurrrgggghhhh!! in the most throat gurgling pterodactyl noise you can, with googly eyes.
PTERODACTYL: "GBWUUUURGGHH"
by rachelf June 4, 2009
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