Psychic Junkie

Psychic Junkie;Someone who is addicted to psychics,daily horoscopes,fortune cookies and other forms of psychic divination.

A psychic junkie is someone who reaches for psychic advice for every little thing. Daily horoscopes are placebos compared to the live one to one type of psychic readings that the psychic junkie joneses for on a regular basis.

by The Street Smart Psychic September 11, 2009

PsychicOracle

Somewhat annoying M.V.P. wannabe of the Battle.net World of WarCraft forums.

13 year old that gets on everybody's nerves but means well.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

psychic sex

psychic sex is when you go see a phsycic and bang her. Most of them are low end hors that give extras for 20-40-50 and even 59.99

I just cummed all over my psychic face for 2 easy payments of 11.99. Didnt get any psychic sex cause i couldnt afford 59.99

by Honest Ed43234 November 30, 2013

psychic

crimanal organazation that set me up. also see MAX D OLICK SR. Mafia

quit it biggie

by i hate you too December 5, 2003

Psychic Rape

Sometimes synonymous to the word "telepathic rape." This happens when a man/woman masturbates while imagining someone who's not aware. That someone is being psychic-raped given that she/he doesn't have any knowldege or haven't given a consent to the person who is fantasizing them. This is a misdemeanor and can be labeled as a federal offense.

"It doesn't matter if you rejected me, I'm done psychic raping you anyway."
"Can't have a real sex? Try the psychic rape. It's 100% effective and more affordable.

by lovingtherapistspsychiatrist October 11, 2019

psychick

A female that is part psycho part psychic.. thus psychick..

That girl is psychick, man she's a trip.

by krimsonrayne August 7, 2006

Psychicspy Matchmaker

When an individual with psychic ability deems the man interested in the woman insufficient and uses their ability to find a superior sexual partner, often to the dismay of the inferior suitor. There are some skeptics, but some psychics have an uncanny sense of sexual compatibility and utmost confidence in their matchmaking abilities. Although he tried his best the loser is rejected and can only watch while the victor, a man she has never met before takes her home for a vigorous night of lovemaking.

A psychicspy matchmaker is basically a glorified cock blocker that thinks he has to protect women from one man that he has decided to hate.

by BaconMastert November 22, 2016