nigga promise

like a pinky promise but with your middle finger and it like swearing to God

Nigga promise me you'll bring me the money tommorow

by hotfriesbitch December 06, 2016

Hangover Promise

A sincere, meaningful promise with full intention of carrying out its parameters. Lasts for 24-48 hours or until tempted to break it, like swearing to never drink again after a night of excessive drunkenness.

"Dude, I will never, ever, eat another Six Dollar Burger."

"I understand your disgust, you are a foul person. But that sounds like a Hangover Promise to me."

by MSTRKRFT84 August 17, 2009

promise 😊

The word and emoji that gave the whole one direction fandom trust issues.

louis tomlinson: “promise 😊”
1d fandom 2015: yay they will be back
1d fandom now: bestie it’s been 6 years

by lou’s5ft9inch December 03, 2021

Pinky promise

A pinky promise is a very sacred vow that is to never be broken and is to be sealed with a kiss.

I pinky promise that we'll always have each other.

by Rebel Angel.4 March 20, 2016

Sicilian Promise

A total assurance that is worth more then its weight in gold. A sure thing especially in the new york metro area and Sicily

Tommy guns was given a sicilian promise by rocky to get the shit beat out of him and rocky gave it to him.

by Jimmy bags December 12, 2008

i promise

I promise is just another lie

I promise I won't do that again "Do it again"

by Rahera February 20, 2017

Promised Land

1. The land promised by God to the Israelites after they left Egypt.

2. An outdoor paintball field in SE Wisconsin.

1. After wandering the desert for 40 years, the Israelites finally reached the Promised Land.

2. Promised Land is the best paintball aprk ever.

by LorgSkyegon October 02, 2004