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programmer socks

Those white and blue/pink striped socks femboys wear. Seeing as how a vast majority of programmers are joked to be furries or femboys, that's where this saying gets it's origin.
Twink A: Babe you look really good in your programmer socks, wanna put them on for me?
Twink B: Sure! UwU
by AlecButActuallyLance May 4, 2022
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Progressive Tax

a tax by which the tax rate increases as the taxable base amount increases
An income tax that is a progressive tax taxes individuals with a greater income at a higher rate than those with a lower income.
by Lil Moff Tarkin August 23, 2010
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Programming Hangover

A common annoyance suffered after long hours of programming, resulting in the switching of normal punctuation with programming syntax.
"I have the worst programming hangover today."

Examples of symptoms of a Programming Hangover:

"The cat is white;"

"I just read a new Book()."

"The hypotenuse of a triangle is the Math.sqrt of its sides squared."

"Don't forget to #include<citations> in your paper."
by TheBigCheese01 February 24, 2009
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Progressive Rock

A genre of rock incorporating unusual and often times several time signatures into its songs, which tend to be relatively long, sometimes lasting well over twenty to even fourty minutes.
by H22S May 26, 2005
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Progressophobia

"That’s the phrase coined by Steven Pinker to describe a brain disorder that strikes liberals and makes them incapable of recognizing progress... It’s like situational blindness, only what you can’t see is that your dorm in 2021 is better than the South before the Civil War.” - Comedian Bill Maher
“If you think America is more racist now than ever, more sexist than before women could vote, and more homophobic than when blow jobs were a felony, you have Progressophobia and you should adjust your mask because its covering your eyes." - Comedian Bill Maher

"...saying White Power and privilege is at an all-time high, is just ridiculous. Higher than a century ago, the year of the Tulsa Race Massacre? Higher than the years when the KKK road unchecked and Jim Crow went unchallenged? Higher than the 1960s, when the Supremes and Willie Mays still couldn't stay in the same hotel as the white people they were working with? Higher than during Slavery? And I mean actual Slavery, not Prince doesn't like his contract Slavery." - Comedian Bill Maher
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orgasm donation program

When someone is willing to provide another person sexual pleasure with absolutely zero expectation of receiving anything what-so-ever in return.
Her: "I owe you one, anything, you name it"

Him: "How about a no strings attached blowjob?"

Her: "Sorry I don't support the orgasm donation program, I only give as well as I receive."
by Mama fucker August 13, 2012
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progressive metal

Prog metal for short. A sub genre of music that combines the almost jazz-like progression of progressive rock and the agression, volume, speed, and heaviness of metal. Usually features band members who are incredibly skilled at their instruments. Features rapid key changes, odd time signatures, and bombastic instrumental sections. It could be defined as "intelligent metal".
Rapid changes in key are a characteristic of progressive metal.
by Iron Gland May 17, 2006
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