drinking problem

alcohol is causing problems in your life (for example, with your health, in your work, or with your social responsibilities)

Theo's drinking problem was that he had only one mouth.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

third world problems

Actual problems that affect your life.

I'm dealing with some third world problems right now. I can't afford food.

by Nigga with a Rocket Launcher May 24, 2016

What's your problem

Used to suggest a problem in another's mental state. This is a response to an unprovoked statement or inappropriate action. Can also be used in third person.

"What's up Eric?"
"Fuck off Gil, next time I see you I'm gonna beat your ass and give you an Abe Lincoln"
"What's your problem man?"

(Gina finds her brother masturbating on her bed in the nude)
"You couldn't walk down the hall to do that Phil?!?! What's your problem?!?!?"

"Yo Jennifer always flips out every time I try space docking"
"What's her problem?"

by tripleski6 June 14, 2011

Problema con pedro

A phrase characterizing a problem someone is clearly not mentally and/or physically equipped to handle.

So your dad needs to settle a dispute between his Latin girlfriend's mother and her volatile boyfriend?

yeah... problema con pedro

by Mat IV July 22, 2009

Henny Youngman problem

A problem that is best solved by avoiding the problematic situation. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that."

I inflated my mountain bike tires to 110 psi, and they exploded right off the rims.

So don't do that. That's a Henny Youngman problem.

by dumbled0re September 25, 2008

funny family problems

Funny family problems are something we all probably suffer from. So what are they your dad cracking the same non funny Christmas cracker joke that he's been using since last Christmas. Or grandad trying to tell a joke that he forgets the punch line to .Or your little sibling telling an ok joke and then over explaining it. If none of this happens to you then think your self lucky and have pity for the rest of us who do have it .

Dad : nock nock
You : who's there
Dad : doctor
You : doctor who
Dad : said it yourself
You : moan groan funny family problems

by #@funnyprops.defintions December 28, 2013

2nd World Problem

When people in former communist countries such as Hungary and Poland have problems.

That car alarm has been going off for 2 hours now and that Hungarian policeman has done nothing to turn it off!

"Shut up Maddox, that's a 2nd World Problem"

by neilo5000 September 7, 2016