Dumb printer

Wow he’s actually mentally unstable, he must be a dumb printer
by Hey hoes <3 March 19, 2019
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No Printer

Factual, referring to truth. A fax machine is being used instead of a printer, making a play on words to say "facts"
by apotter96 March 26, 2024
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Hotdog a Printer

When you put a hotdog in the paper tray of a printer and run it.
Lewis: "Hey Jeremy, what are you doing tomorrow?"
Jeremy: "I think Xavier and I are gonna go to the library and hotdog a printer."
by BruceLeeStarExplosion August 29, 2021
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Printer talk

When you are working in an office and you need an excuse to make small talk with someone you meet at the printer to talk. Note this can be elaborated on for any other office equipment like scanners, photocopiers, fax etc.
Person 1: The boss is looking at us if you want to finish talking lets do some printer talk
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.
by Boomer_Zoomer January 30, 2019
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Give The Printer Some Ink

a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.
"C'mon babe! Give The Printer Some Ink!"
by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023
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schrödingers epson printer

when you go to do the prep you meant to when it’s slow on the line, only to have your ticket printer go the fuck off.
Yeah sorry Jason, I meant to prep your limes last night but ya know “schrödingers epson printer man.”
by thekingggg April 29, 2024
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