Sub Primal

Joseph

Joseph is a sub primal.

by Non Sub Primal May 26, 2022

primal facie

An "obvious" type of evidence that proves that someone has reverted back to his "early species" mindset.

The ease that Geico had in finding a number of cavemen for their auto-insurance ads is primal facie evidence that there are still plenty of "un-evolved" hominids among us.

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

primal coon

An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.

Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022

Primal Soup

A sexual act when one throws up into another's butthole and keeps it plugged for a few hours. Therefore, creating a questionable, biological stew in one's bowel or, a primal soup.

Dave: Hey, where's Stassi?
Chad: Oh man, last night we made some primal soup and now she's in the hospital!
Dave: Do you regret it?
Chad: Hell. No.

by stankyANKy November 6, 2017

primal ground beef sledge

When you gape an asshole and as shit starts to come out you fuck her in the ass.

The bed was covered in what looked like ground beef after I fucked her ass while she shit. Classic primal ground beef sledge.

by Wallacé December 4, 2016

Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

Primal Growler

When a female becomes so sexually aroused with pleasure that her inhibitions disappear and she resorts to primal, instinctive communication through deep gravelly groans that come out as growls.

The creatures of the mountains stopped in their tracks as they heard Sharon being ravaged from the hotel balcony by Rickey... when she reached her ultimate moment, she became some surreal being and the PRIMAL GROWLER came from her in her and echoed through the hills.

by Peter Rooter May 12, 2025