Presentment

A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.

Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean October 22, 2019

Presentation Ejaculation

When you are about to do a presentation you glance at someone you like and you see something that arouses you so you get a boner so you have to do the presentation so you hide your boner behind the cardboard presentation board you made last night in a rush and it keeps rubbing against your boner and now you have even more of an erection whilst you stare at your crush suddenly you feel like something's gonna come out and it's not piss so you cum all over the floor and every one points and laughs at you but you're happy because you don't have a boner anymore

Jimmy?, Oh he had a presentation ejaculation

by Joeym296 June 9, 2020

weenter-peenter

One's dick, in its flaccid state.

" Man, it's been over a month since I've had sex...My weenter-peenter is getting very lonely..."

by Waterlec June 21, 2018

once percenter

Once percenter is a lesser man that claims he a one percenter.but then rides same club as his wife

Theo Bro. .are u outlaw biker...no me and Mrs are once percenter by our charter...riding together has strength our marriage.

by N3v1ll3 May 2, 2019

Thick Presence

sparkly presence omggg but thick presence HOT COOL in other words :
sparkly presence my beloved is thick

Thick Presence my beloved

by Eyeball(Roblox) March 2, 2022

Thick Presence

A Presence that is very thick

In another saying: Presence seems to be very thick today.
Presence: A wonderful god that will always be with you. Presence can become very sparkly.

"Thick Presence where are thou?"

by Eyeball(Roblox) March 2, 2022

Thirteen Percenters

Black People

Honky: What are you Thirteen Percenters doing? Smoking Devil’s Lettuce as always?

by snowflakescandie April 11, 2022