The silence that occurs after someone has said or done something that leaves everyone who bore witness to the event speechless.
The first cousin of awkward silence.
A pregnant pause often occurs when something that requires a sarcastic response happens, but no one quite knows what to day or do.
The first cousin of awkward silence.
A pregnant pause often occurs when something that requires a sarcastic response happens, but no one quite knows what to day or do.
In the middle of a group of people having a conversation, Michael picks his nose and then eats it. All conversation ceases.
(pregnant pause)
(pregnant pause)
by jcsavestheday August 22, 2008
Boy: Hey how are you??
Girl: Not too good, I'm pregnant with a lion.
Boy: YOU'RE WHAT!?!?
Girl: Calm down, I'm just hungry!! =)
Girl: Not too good, I'm pregnant with a lion.
Boy: YOU'RE WHAT!?!?
Girl: Calm down, I'm just hungry!! =)
by Megalyn09 October 17, 2010
Basically don’t do it, you get fat and you have a little hoe like you expecting to live off u for free for like twenty years like no hoe if you wanna live with me you have to pay the bills.
by Angiepatangie November 04, 2020
When a man finds a woman to marry and make into a housewife to start a family with, keeping her pregnant and at home so taking care of child becomes her job while the man goes out to provide for his family
A dress wearing pregnant housewife hands each man a beer, smiles and goes back to the kitchen to cook dinner.
Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."
Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."
Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"
Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."
Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."
Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."
Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."
Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"
Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."
Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."
by breeder jim April 18, 2015
by Eric Peterson July 07, 2005
"Radica1Faith" Had a Pregnant when "Pylly" pranked him by saying he "Had a Pregnant" in response to "Radical1Faith" a year after "Radical1Faith" tried to create a meme around his expression "Have a Pregnant".
by Whiz-Kid July 03, 2010
A person who runs weird or lacks the athletic ability to run correctly. Resembling a pregnant rooster, because roosters cannot get pregnant.
by 7th Man Chazzer B October 23, 2008