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pregnancy boobs

When a woman is pregnant the hormones reading through her body make her boobs much bigger this is natures way of making the woman easier to be around while she is hormonal.
Wow! Heather's pregnancy boobs look great.
by Scburt December 27, 2020
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Oral Pregnancy

When a woman gives oral sex to a man, resulting in him ejaculating into her mouth, she then holds it, spits it back into the man's mouth. He then proceeds to give oral sex to the woman pushing his spunk deep into her pussy with his tongue.

Later on, she is pregnant without P to V contact and thus resulting in an oral pregnancy.
Gary: Hey I hope that Oral Pregnancy technique worked!
Harriet: Me too. We've been trying to get me pregnant for ages now, but your cock is too short.
Gary: Bit mean, but it's true.
by MudderFukcer September 10, 2020
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pregnancy updates

A very stupid trend amongst todays teen and young 20 something expecting mothers who post weekly updates that really nobody needs to see or cares about, as if we forgot that you were pregnant from the week before. It is really retared and annoying and this trend needs to be stopped
stupid expecting mommy: this week my baby is 15 weeks, now 16 weeks, now 17 weeks etc... im glad they created the pregnancy updates app lolz omg jk not really
person in reality reading it: OMG WHO THE FUCK CARES, STOP IT ALREADY!!!
by PissedOffPatriot35 February 20, 2015
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kitten pregnancy

After you shoved a gerbil up in the vaginer, if it lives for more than a week u shove a live kitten up there to catch it
Jill did a kitten pregnancy after the gerbil lived for a month
by Johnathan dirtyslut January 5, 2017
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pregnancy wand

Me: "I cast a spell on Sara with my pregnancy wand."

Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."
by ass violator 9000 July 15, 2017
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Pregnancy Math

Mathematical calculation to determine the time a female got knocked up. Most often used to narrow down possible biological fathers of the baby. (date expecting- 9).
Guy 1 and Guy 2 chatting:

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"

Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)

Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"
by Mathguy July 7, 2012
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Pregnancy Missile

I launched my pregnancy missile right into her vaginal cave!
by Mr. Reeder May 8, 2018
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