Tuna Pouch

A slang term or euphemism for "vagina."
Girl 1: Wow, bestie. You really messed her up for saying that about your butt.
Girl 2: Yep. My butt is round, not fat... so I slapped her in the face and kicked her right in the tuna pouch.

Girl 1: That's my BFF! Your butt is perfect, by the way. Let's go get some fuzzy navels.
by BigDeff72 June 20, 2015
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Pecker pouch

I need to lose weight. My pecker pouch makes my dick look small
by Cuffs82 April 24, 2019
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Primordial pouch

that dangling thing on cats that you often mistake it for the cat being pregnant
person 1: yo is your cat pregnant
person 2: nah she has a primordial pouch
Person 1: WTF is that
by Walrus64 February 16, 2021
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Kidney pouches

A kidney pouch is the fat above the waist, over where the kidneys are. It can be used as an ansult to a fat person or anyone.
Lee: Hey bird nose.
Darby: Shut up kidney pouches.
by xDCJx April 22, 2007
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Barbarian pouch

1. Foreskin.
2. Also refers to the act of eating all the weed when the drug police comes barging into your house
If you think about it, condoms are just sealed barbarian pouches.

Void got involved in a drug raid yesterday, bastard really did a barbarian pouch to deny everything lol
by schazenfraud April 15, 2022
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Bean Pouch

She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.

I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.

Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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pussy pouch

The large buldging area above the pussy on fat women. Another name for a FUPA.
This lady at work wears jeans to tight that her pussy pouch looks huge!
by Anonymous April 02, 2003
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