A kidney pouch is the fat above the waist, over where the kidneys are. It can be used as an ansult to a fat person or anyone.
by xDCJx April 29, 2007
Get the Kidney pouchesmug. A case for a smartphone / cell phone that is worn visibly - typically on the belt.
The invention of smartphones required consumers to change their cell phone carrying habits since smartphones typically have an outward facing screen that needs to be protected. Nerd pouches were invented and quickly became the new fashion accessory for geeks, replacing the pocket protector. Now nerd pouches are everywhere, though mostly seen being worn proudly around the workplace, on belts with tucked in shirts.
Many smartphone users refuse to be nerdy, and conceal nerd pouches in their pockets or simply carry them around without attaching them to their clothing. Though, in extreme cases, there are the few... the proud... the real men and women who defy all nerdom... who throw caution to the wind and simply put their smartphones in their pockets / purses with no protection at all - not even a screen protector!
The invention of smartphones required consumers to change their cell phone carrying habits since smartphones typically have an outward facing screen that needs to be protected. Nerd pouches were invented and quickly became the new fashion accessory for geeks, replacing the pocket protector. Now nerd pouches are everywhere, though mostly seen being worn proudly around the workplace, on belts with tucked in shirts.
Many smartphone users refuse to be nerdy, and conceal nerd pouches in their pockets or simply carry them around without attaching them to their clothing. Though, in extreme cases, there are the few... the proud... the real men and women who defy all nerdom... who throw caution to the wind and simply put their smartphones in their pockets / purses with no protection at all - not even a screen protector!
I'm never going to wear one of those nerd pouches... the last thing I want is to walk around with some kind of phone utility belt like Batman or something
by FalconDEW December 15, 2010
Get the Nerd Pouchmug. by Walrus64 February 16, 2021
Get the Primordial pouchmug. 1. Foreskin.
2. Also refers to the act of eating all the weed when the drug police comes barging into your house
2. Also refers to the act of eating all the weed when the drug police comes barging into your house
If you think about it, condoms are just sealed barbarian pouches.
Void got involved in a drug raid yesterday, bastard really did a barbarian pouch to deny everything lol
Void got involved in a drug raid yesterday, bastard really did a barbarian pouch to deny everything lol
by schazenfraud April 14, 2022
Get the Barbarian pouchmug. by ColombianJerk September 3, 2019
Get the Respect The Pouchmug. by Frat Daddy21 July 14, 2010
Get the Frat Pouchmug. by Anonymous April 1, 2003
Get the pussy pouchmug.