Harry Pothead

Someone that is obsessed with the Harry Potter books and movies and all other things related to the Harry Potter universe. Usually they are people who read and or write HP fanfiction. Their obsession is so great that it may be seen as an adiction.
I'm such a Harry Pothead! I check every hour to see if (HP fanauthor) has updated his HP fanfics yet!
by Shades of Grey June 02, 2005
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Fake Pothead

Someone who doesnt smokes weed alot and then acts like they smoke all the time in public to impress people.
Tom(Fake Pothead) in public - Mayne im dying for a joint right now.
Tom(Fake Pothead) with one of his friends 3 minutes later - Mayne wanna smoke a nickel bag next week?
Friend- Dude shut the fuck up, you said you were just dying for a joint.
by Mr. Gunshotz February 18, 2010
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pothead fail

fail is the usual you did something stupid, fail.

pothead fail is when you forget something obvious that may or may not be important.
"Did anyone bring a lighter?"
"no..."
"pothead fail"
by Ionie March 14, 2009
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Harry Pothead

This is a book that appears briefly in Scary Movie 2. Christopher Kennedy Masterson gives it to the main funny bitch in school one day saying something like hey you dropped this. DUH you morons.
harry pothead is a fake book seen briefly in scary movie 2
by b-bo December 06, 2006
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pothead tantrum

when a pothead trows a fit over having little to no weed and cant wait a minute for re-up in that mode he/her says words like random bad words looks for fights to yell stuff at and if dealer fails he/her will trow a even bigger tantrum.
my bro trow pothead tantrum over wanting the high grade weed
by bob lee October 15, 2013
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potheads dilemma

whenever you want to get high but your missing one of three key components: bud, bowl, fire. No matter what two you do have, missing one will leave you fucked.
-"Hey I got a new bong, lets get stoned!"
-"Hell yeah! I got a new lighter!"
-"I don't have any weed..."
-"Neither do I..."
-(together) "well fuck!!"

potheads dilemma
by texasfotwenty March 18, 2010
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harry pothead

Urban and more realistic version of harry potter. Also known as Horny Pothead, he smokes pot, drinks and flies, and shags girls while wearing his "Anti-babymaking Coat". Uses wand as Bong. Also is Fucking Emo.
Current bounty: $500,000.
Appeared in many autobiographies:
Harry Pothead and the Philosopher is Stoned
Harry Pothead and the Chamber of Crackheads
Harry Pothead and the Prisoner from Afghan
Harry Pothead and the Goblet You Desire
Harry Pothead and the Half-Stoned Prince
Horny Pothead: GOD I AM SO EMO.... (sobbing quietly)
Ronald Gaysley: wanna have emo sex harry pothead?
horny pothead: god u know EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!!!
(EXPLICIT CONTENT)
by lolomatick January 22, 2007
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