grandmaster of the pootang 

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.

"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

grandmaster of the pootang by bigpappy June 24, 2016

Poontangus 

sim. to poontang. a vagina. or the temporary inhabitation of said vagina by one's penis. or, in a lesbian context, the extreme nearness of other vaginas.

"i need to go get me some poontangus, so i'll have to stop writing this example."

Poontangus by bob mikabob October 24, 2005

poontangler 

1. He or she that tangles with poon. See poon.
2. Slang term for parasitic poon insect,i.e.: crotch critter, crab, etc.

Submit to me you hussy! For I am the POONTANGLER !!!

poontangler by JOE HUFF January 27, 2005

poontanger

it is a verb meaning a guy (tanger) is tanging (having sex/fingering/eating/ exc) poon (a womens clam/vagina/hoochie) and a person who does that man/woman is called a poontanger where poon is the clam and tanger is the guy tanging the poon

"im going to go out with him cause i hear he is a hardcore poontanger!"

poontanger by Zeric December 18, 2005

poontangarang 

An untamed person who attracts a lot of poontang.

"That Oscar sure is one crazy poontangarang!"

poontangarang by Peter H. July 29, 2006

POONTANGALISCIOUS 

A Female exuding an excess of sexuality, "Hot and she knows it", Hot and Horny Bitch.
Derived from poontang

That Horny Bitch is just asking for it, she's Poontangaliscious!

POONTANGALISCIOUS by BOBO the JIBBERING MONKEY January 24, 2005

pootang

1.Something a gay man in denial might say.
2.A female genital.

Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"

pootang by Nunya May 13, 2005