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Poor-man's chioppino

A concoction of French salad dressing and dead bugs collceted from light fixtures. The mixture is usually consumed on a dare by dishwashers or busboys who are bored out of their skulls and start making their own fun.
If I eat this piece of raw bacon you've got to down a glass of poor-man's chioppino.
by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006
mugGet the Poor-man's chioppinomug.

poor man's abortion

Striking a pregnant woman in suck a way as to deliberately cause her to miscarry.
"Yeah my girlfriend was pregnant but I gave her a poor man's abortion"
by jjjk July 29, 2006
mugGet the poor man's abortionmug.

Poor-man's virgin

The use of a slice of smoked ham to simulate a hymen.
She said she'd never been with a man before, but I found a package of prosciutto under the bed in the morning, so I think she may have just been a Poor-man's virgin.
by amsclark February 11, 2010
mugGet the Poor-man's virginmug.

poor man's chillum

When you don't have enough kush for a blunt so you unpack the front of a cigar an inch at a time to burn like a chillum.
Bro I'm about to hit the poor man's chillum during break.
by NikoSly February 25, 2019
mugGet the poor man's chillummug.

poor man's life

When you can't afforded a home so you choose to live under a bridge.
I have a poor man's life
by Shapoodin December 14, 2019
mugGet the poor man's lifemug.

poor man's clone

When you have sex with your daughter, impregnate her and she has a daughter whom you impregnate, continued until you reach a person who is genetically the same as you.
You hear about Kevin? His daughter-wife is expecting a girl and pretty soon he's going to be 87.5% of the way to a poor man's clone.
by Jimbob Uncle December 1, 2017
mugGet the poor man's clonemug.

Poor mans ket

Pop a 5mg Valium and smoke cannabis it puts the user in a dissociative state for about 3 hours
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction
Tommy:why are u acting weird bro
Brodie: I took some poor mans ket
by Fuckthegaysstraightalltheway November 23, 2018
mugGet the Poor mans ketmug.

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