a person who when ordering a bottle of shag lager will highlight the word shag in any number of 'amusing' quips. eg 'could i have a shag please barmaid' or 'if i have a shag will you have it with me'- What a Pooner!
by dan and ben February 9, 2003
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The Size of the penis is usually very miniture
The Size of the penis is usually very miniture
by Sam Burgey January 10, 2008
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Get the pooner mug.More than taking a deuce. A turd that is 6 inches to a foot long reaches out of the toilet water..usually leaves alot of poop streaks on the toilet when it goes down.
I left a pooner in the toilet for you.. it says "Hi" or I dropped a big pooner, man do i feel better!
by Crampy September 30, 2006
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my boys in the military are over seas right now capping some pooners.
who the fuck brought this pooner to my party?
that fucking pooner at 7-11 overcharged me again!
who the fuck brought this pooner to my party?
that fucking pooner at 7-11 overcharged me again!
by 1ftw October 2, 2010
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by Jagoff August 4, 2007
Get the pooner mug.(n) An erection stimulated by dropping a deuce. Recent studies suggest that the porous membrane of the prostate is excited and results in an unintentional boner or stiffy. Researchers have yet to discern if ejaculation is also possible.
"Dude I just took a break in the shitter and got an boner! so I looked it up and urban dictionary defined it as a "pooner"
"Oh my... what the shit? I never thought that *I* would be the type of person to get a pooner on the jon!"
"Oh my... what the shit? I never thought that *I* would be the type of person to get a pooner on the jon!"
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