Pooch

Noun: Something someone has said that appears to be a lie, usually for the purpose of making them look good

Verb: To pooch - to fabricate lies or exaggerations to make oneself look good

Comes from talking shit i.e chatting poo > poo-chatting > pooching

Mc: Richie said he goes out with a supermodel

D: That's blatant pooch!

by Del the Boy September 28, 2009

Pooch

when you're ravishingly rude

Aw man, he didn't deserve that from you! You're such a pooch!

by RastaSega January 12, 2009

Pooch

The penis. In particular, an obedient penis that wags for tail and is known to chase pussies.

The junk in that trunk really got my pointer pooch posing.

by SpoonusPrimus September 25, 2003

Pooche

A Common Referance To The Cappuciono.

I Would Like The Pooche.

by Pooche Ftw January 24, 2009

Pooch

Pooch is a term used to when talking about a female genitalia.

Person 1: Did u hit dat pooch last night fam?
Person 2: You dun know!!

by T-Gully March 30, 2009

Pooch

A bitch or a weakling. This word is used in the bay area and was first introduced by Javier De La Cruz and Terrance Jackson.

Look at my pooch Bill. Or. Look at those pooches over there.

by Javier De La Cruz June 21, 2007

Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

by will bitten September 16, 2017