The Greedy Pailer

The act of milking a woman doggy style, with a tin pail. Then drinking the milk in front of the now hungry child.
mmm luxury milk.

"Mummy, why is my little brother crying so?"
"Because Daddy was The Greedy Pailer last night, and I have no milk left for him"

by backfootbandit October 28, 2022

Epic Fail (phail)

Epic Fail:(n)Not your average fail-not just a oops- but a full blown, game over fail.

Epic Phail:(n)The failingest fail that anyone could ever fail. Its worse than Epic fail, so much worse that it can only be spelled Phail.

Epic Fail (phail)

1.That skate boarder just crashed into a pole trying too do a 180. (prime example of Epic Fail)

2.The skate boarder also fell with the pole attached to his helmet into a 1200 ft.deep lake.(prime example of Epic Phail)

by Meek Meek October 20, 2008

p-mail

Message transmission by dogs by marking objects with their urine

Bowser enjoys his nightly walks, because he can send and receive p-mail on all the local trees, poles and hydrants

by JoJoh October 23, 2006

Phail town

Phail town (also spelt fail town) is a theoretical place where douchebags end up.

You are the mayor of phail town

by epicfacelolzoras December 22, 2008

Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.

Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!

by hor fail December 14, 2009

time release phailure

Over time you begin to get bored of the thing you are currently working on and begin to think that "you phail".

Through much thought she was suddenly overcome with "time release phailure" on her story she was currently writing, lost inspiration, and gave up.

by ariereP kciN January 4, 2009

P-Mail

An E-Mail that contains porn or other adult content.

Bernard was fired after he opened a P-mail that contained a virus.

by Bernard Bangwanger October 21, 2004