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Fertilizing the Patch

When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes
I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.
by minpion September 27, 2010
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Red Patch

A 1x1 inch piece of red cloth placed on the utility cover and
A 1x3 inch piece of red cloth placed on the utility trousers just below the cargo pockets and center of a US Marine who holds the occupation of 0481 Landing Support Specialist
Hey why does that Marine have a Red patch on his uniform?

He has AIDS
He is a Logistics bubba
He is an underwater sniper
He is an in flight missle repairman
He is a homosexual as denoted by the term Red Tag Fag.
by Redpatcher February 4, 2010
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Patchou

Name of a software developer mainly known for creating Messenger Plus!, an add-on for MSN Messenger. Friendly to his users despite the bad comments some of them make because of the sponsor program he distributes with his software.
Patchou is the developer of Messenger Plus!
by Mark A. December 28, 2005
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patchwork family

A new family made up from the remnants of divorced families.
Similar to the definition of a patchwork car. This term is used (in English) in German speaking countries.
Those newly-weds make a nice patchwork family. He brought his two daughters into the marriage, and she has a son from her first husband.
by Hal2 February 12, 2009
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Patcha

A girl who is outgoing, patient, kinda, friendly and gentle.

When she falls in love, she loves hard.
Doesn't like it when people are loud, rude or disrespectful.
HUGE animal lover.

Consider it lucky when you find a lover like Patcha, she will take great care of you and shower you with endless love.

Get a Patcha in your life.

Although she can be tough at times, she does it out of love and respect, she believes you could do better and there's always room for improvements.

She's smart but lazy, however, when you put her to the test, you'll be surprised with the great mind she with-holds from everyone!
Wow, I need a Patcha in life!
by Queenie Mochi April 16, 2017
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Patch the Alpha

A shit stain on the face of the internet and quite possibly the dumbest fuck I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. A Patch the Alpha is ignorant to the most basic of social norms, he has been known to shittyly attempt to grab peoples' IPs and fail as well as ridicule and harass and dox people who couldn't care less about him (including actual children.) He is generally unaccepting to criticisms no matter how nicely you try to communicate your concerns and quite possibly his biggest offence yet is that he isn't fucking funny in the slightest, he could tell the most ass joke that'd make even his braindead viewers bleed from the ears whilst simultaneously thinking that he's the funniest person on earth. He also has an overinflated ego that his simple knucklehead fans feed into on a daily basis like its their fucking dog.
Patch the Alpha: *Insert really unfunny joke*๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
Me: *brain explodes*
by fdssdfdsfdsfsd October 17, 2020
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wet patch

A wet patch left on bed sheets by a women's vaginal discharge during sexual intercourse.
'Your turn to sleep on the wet patch tonight.'
by Nick21 June 20, 2006
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