Piss

Yellow uriney stuff that comes out of your cock.

Gee, I have too piss.

by Meatbeater June 23, 2003

Piss

A delicious drink that Tfue drinks. Piss can be very nutritious and refreshing. All you need to do to get it is to piss in a toilet, take a cup, take a bendy straw, and sip it. You can also put your piss in your soup, mac n cheese, and on your tea.

Person 1: R u drinking beer out of a bendy straw?!
Person 2: No dawg it’s piss.
Person 1: Yo I can have some to. I have my friends piss right here.

by Alex12891 February 13, 2019

piss on

To approach and annoy or harass, the opposite of when someone pisses off.

"Shit, I think John's about to piss on."
"Let's split, I hate that douchebag."

by HoboAC February 26, 2008

Piss

Tourettes guy's second favorite exclamation, only exceeded by "Bob Sagget!"

* Friend hits you with a baseball bat*
You: AWW PISS!

by Urban Meerkat March 14, 2011

Piss

A way to answer the phone, not unlike the tourette's guy.

Now I have to pick up the damn phone! *picks up phone* Piss.

by wallzy14 November 6, 2007

pissed

1-To piss
2- See piss defined

1-"I just pissed in the sink. Let's go."

by SHP April 19, 2005

on the piss

when something is not straight, level or aligned properly.

usually as a result of lazyness, poor workmanship or being under the influence.

"gee Michelle, Angelo's parking is really on the piss today"

by zed z June 18, 2009