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Philip Rivers and His Band of Yo-Yos

Reference to Philip Rivers and the assorted players on the San Diego Chargers, who serve as limited targets on the offensive and threaten the other team very little. Mostly composed of SoCal trash, such as Darren Sproles, Ryan Mathews, Malcom Floyd, and Seyi Ajirotutu.
If Philip Rivers and his band of yo-yos jumped off a cliff, would you follow them?
by Teach Me How to Jimmer July 1, 2011
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Philippa

Best flyer in the world! Queen of the Aviator's. Hard working & immensely dedicated.
Fiery temper. Grumpy but gorgeous.
Tiny, yet partial to a wrestle & could break any man.
Will NOT let you win an argument with her.
Often late, but worth waiting for. Time's an enemy.
Animal lover, especially cats & dogs. Not keen on kids but will be a great mum someday.
Incredibly intelligent and beautiful. Makes a sweet girlfriend.
The love of my life.
Have a puppy with me, baby, be a millionaire

DAMN Philippa...you make me Jizz my pants

Is this quorn?!

Yes, yes I would marry you

You have the most eyes I've ever seen!
by B.O.F February 25, 2010
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philippines

An archipelago located somewhere in SE Asia.

The Philippines is an ASIAN COUNTRY, check the records.

Member of ASEAN (Association of South East Asian Nations), to futher stress my point.
by Sixto July 11, 2006
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stone philips

derived from NBC anchor Stone Philips. Means to stare in an expressionless daze (like a stone face) at someone after they tell a horribly unfunny joke. When this occurs you are giving them the Stone Philips.
Unfunny Person: Meesa Jar Jar Binks!

Victim of Unfunny Crime then gives the stone philips. You must remain in total silence and just stare with no expression.
by Pnon2 September 27, 2009
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Buck Philips

A hard and hairy muscled and tattooed stud fucker packing a dangerous meat crowbar. A relentless fuck machine.
Buck Philips piston-fucked the hell out of my hole. He wore me out and kept going.
by Buck Philips May 13, 2014
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King Philip Middle School

A middle school in West Hartford, Connecticut. The home of aspiring fuckboys, legging-wearing, Starbucks-wielding basics, & a black market gum trade. 11 year old girls dress like 21 year old strippers and 11 year old scrawny white boys think they're thugs. You'll find the occasional theatre gay, goth, or another non-basic asshole, and I'm sure most people are nice at heart, but it's not like you'll see many genuine people. Protect your bra straps, fidget spinners, and off-color memes, folks. It's broken up into 9 different teams, and honestly? They all suck, no matter what your classmates may tell you. Most of these poor souls end up going to hall high school, a slight upgrade. Most people call it "KP" or "KPMS."
Student A: "What school do you go to?"
Student B: "I go to King Philip Middle School."
Student A: "Hope you have fun dodging 'jocks' who don't even play sports and pre-teen girls who show off curves they don't have in the hallways."
by StupidStardust January 25, 2019
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Philip Seymour Hoffman

Currently the best actor of this generation, who only recently came into the limelight. Before "Capote" (which he won an Oscar for), he mostly did supporting roles, but then people woke up and realized how amazing this actor is. Some of his great performances can be seen in:

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Capote
Synecdoche, New York
The Savages
Doubt
Charlie Wilson's War
The fact is, Philip Seymour Hoffman is this generation's Robert De Niro. No, his performances aren't the same, I'm just saying that he's the only actor to come out this generation with the same amount of talent and skill as De Niro.

And "Twister" never happened.
by apfunction October 21, 2009
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