Skip to main content

Peyton Manning

A retarded sloth who bitches about everything and is never wrong. He often enjoys tossing little bitch passes and taking advantage of his talented receivers. His hobbies include doing drugs to cover up the shame of being an inbred, making shitty pizza in front of a camera, and having threesomes with Papa Johns and Tony Dungy. Often considered to be the "greatest quarterback ever" by dumbcunts from Indiana. Won the award for "Forehead of the Year" 14 years in a row. Sucks ass when playing in the Super Bowl, against the Seahawks, and especially both. He is the biggest overrated joke in major sports along with Joe Flacco and Colin Kaepernick. Should consider firing a gun of the large variety up his ass so he can save the world from having to look at his dumb waddle while in the pocket.
Colts Fan: "Dude, Peyton Manning is the greatest passer of all time."

Non-Dipshit: "What the fuck did you just say? I didn't understand what you just said because I don't speak Fucktard and I have a brain.
by Yinzr412 July 23, 2014
mugGet the Peyton Manning mug.

Peyton Manning

Most overrated QB in the National Football League. Won only won Super Bowl. Is on too many stupid comercials.
by Lord of War April 22, 2008
mugGet the Peyton Manning mug.

Peyton Mannings

18 inch rims of any kind.
Yo dawg what size rims you got on yo car?

Co, these some 18's. My car be rollin' on these Peyton Mannings homes.
by Da Watcher September 3, 2006
mugGet the Peyton Mannings mug.

Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning is a record 4 time MVP.
by coolstoryjeopardyteen February 1, 2010
mugGet the Peyton Manning mug.

Peyton

Peyton is a kind girl and is small. Peyton's usally play ringett and have lots off trusting friends. Peyton's like most girls call themselves patatos and love to make more and more patatos. She is the prettyest person you will ever met and knows how to make your day.if you find a peyton never let her go
"Wow shes so great " "she must be a peyton"
by Somoneintheworld June 9, 2018
mugGet the Peyton mug.

Peyton Manning

way better QB than brady, despite his stats. Brady only wins cause he has a good team to back him up. TOM BRADY IS A FAGGOT PUSSY WHO RUNS FROM FIGHTS
1)Fight during 2007 Regular season patriots vs Steelers game
-Brady starts talking trash and is running away like a little pussy

2)There is a fumble right next to brady he steps back and lets everyone else deal with it. Peyton Manning wud get in there

3)Both Brady and Peyton Manning run with the ball. Brady slides down like a lil pussy and Peyton Manning tries to break through

4) Tom Brady stares at his Center's Ass a little too much.

5)Brady cries too fuckin much

6) He got girls pregnent and ran from them

7) Peyton Manning wud BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM
by peyton Manning is a BAMF January 11, 2008
mugGet the Peyton Manning mug.

Peyton manning weed

a very strong combination of Purple Haze/White Widow resulting in a blue/white combination that will knock out anyone because of the high levels of THC much like throws from the Colt's MVP QB's throws to a receiver.
Dude i smoked a blunt of that Peyton Manning weed and was out for hours.
by BlaineusKaplanus January 26, 2009
mugGet the Peyton manning weed mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email