A retarded sloth who bitches about everything and is never wrong. He often enjoys tossing little bitch passes and taking advantage of his talented receivers. His hobbies include doing drugs to cover up the shame of being an inbred, making shitty pizza in front of a camera, and having threesomes with Papa Johns and Tony Dungy. Often considered to be the "greatest quarterback ever" by dumbcunts from Indiana. Won the award for "Forehead of the Year" 14 years in a row. Sucks ass when playing in the Super Bowl, against the Seahawks, and especially both. He is the biggest overrated joke in major sports along with Joe Flacco and Colin Kaepernick. Should consider firing a gun of the large variety up his ass so he can save the world from having to look at his dumb waddle while in the pocket.
Colts Fan: "Dude, Peyton Manning is the greatest passer of all time."
Non-Dipshit: "What the fuck did you just say? I didn't understand what you just said because I don't speak Fucktard and I have a brain.
Non-Dipshit: "What the fuck did you just say? I didn't understand what you just said because I don't speak Fucktard and I have a brain.
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1)Fight during 2007 Regular season patriots vs Steelers game
-Brady starts talking trash and is running away like a little pussy
2)There is a fumble right next to brady he steps back and lets everyone else deal with it. Peyton Manning wud get in there
3)Both Brady and Peyton Manning run with the ball. Brady slides down like a lil pussy and Peyton Manning tries to break through
4) Tom Brady stares at his Center's Ass a little too much.
5)Brady cries too fuckin much
6) He got girls pregnent and ran from them
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-Brady starts talking trash and is running away like a little pussy
2)There is a fumble right next to brady he steps back and lets everyone else deal with it. Peyton Manning wud get in there
3)Both Brady and Peyton Manning run with the ball. Brady slides down like a lil pussy and Peyton Manning tries to break through
4) Tom Brady stares at his Center's Ass a little too much.
5)Brady cries too fuckin much
6) He got girls pregnent and ran from them
7) Peyton Manning wud BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM
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