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Petrosexual

A person whose identity revolves around the consumption of fossil fuels and conservative propaganda. Frequently seen committing acts of vehicular aggression toward EV's and cyclists, blaming their political enemies for rising fuel bills, and repeating talking points that have no basis in empirical reality.
A coal-rolling petrosexual in an F-350 tried to run me off the road. I floored it. He had no chance of catching up with me.
by domesticatedviking October 26, 2022
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periodsexual

Period sexual is just another dumb sexuality that the LGBT community has come up with because, why not i guess.
Lexi: Hey Jenna, I wanted to tell you that I'm periodsexual.
Jenna: What does that mean?
Lexi: Isnt it self explanatory?
Jenna: So your telling me tha-
Lexi: Yes.
by loudchokingnoises October 27, 2022
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personsexual

I’m really personsexual
by anonymous May 10, 2023
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Pyrosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the hosting company Pyro Inc.
"Eva only buys on pyro.host, she is pyrosexual"
by GayPuppyThing January 8, 2026
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