Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.

“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

Penally

The word spoken by the General himself. I way of life for the General in Dubai that involves devious game dropping of all calibres

Penally is good, it’s good I’m going to Thailand tomorrow and gone drops some serious game

by TheAdmiral April 17, 2023

Penal butter

When you stick your dick in peanut butter and have your dog lick it up.

“Son, what are you doing with the dog? I’m just giving it some penal butter.”

by Penal man May 1, 2020

Penal fracture

When you fall on your boner so hard that it breaks in half

I got a penal fracture while trying to chase Jessica at the prom dance

by dickWad25 July 16, 2020

Penalize

To punish one, distribute punishment in a sexual way. This is often a form of flirting, and a sign that you want to hook up.

I’m going to penalize you so hard that you will cum.
or
Mary penalized me so hard yesterday I cried.

by jiatanoki November 24, 2022

penal infection

When you accidentally spit windshield wiper fluid into your friends urethra.

Oh no my friend has a penal infection I guess it’s time to sacrifice him to the Egyptian sun god!

by Penal infection April 13, 2022