Penal

Synonym to the word ‘penis’, ie male sex organ.

“Sir could you repeat number 6?”
“Penal”
“Hehehehhahah”
“Oh you think it’s funny because it sounds like penis?”
“Yes”
“Keep going little boy & I’ll have you suck my penal after class ;)”

by CumGoblin69 February 16, 2022

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

penal sec gyal

all penal sec gyal does horn. if u dating a gyal from pss dey probably horning u wit a shiva man. u hadda be rel sweet tuh not get horn by one ah dem. dem gyal inside pss is d kinda woman tuh go wit one ah yuh padna if alyuh done. den she go thru yuh whole friend den after da she go talk shit bout all ah alyuh. life lesson: dont date most pss gyal

everybody love penal sec gyal

by whos u dawg January 21, 2023

grande penalitis

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.

My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.

by stang man33 September 9, 2010

Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.

“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

Penalize

To punish one, distribute punishment in a sexual way. This is often a form of flirting, and a sign that you want to hook up.

I’m going to penalize you so hard that you will cum.
or
Mary penalized me so hard yesterday I cried.

by jiatanoki November 24, 2022

penalized

A weird fetish thar president #45 has. It involves him sticking his tiny, tiny member on the table, and the other party then smashes 45's member with a judges gavel, until it's as flat as a pancake.

Wow, Your tiny, tiny dick got penalized bro, it's totally flat.

by The President show May 27, 2017