The Pawn’s Gambit

When a dad moves the last 2 or 3 beers in a 12 (or 24) pack to the front row so that his wife thinks the case is full and he didn’t drink the whole case already. He is the pawn of the house and the gambit is she finds out he drank 10-18 beers.

“Hey man after this game I gotta run to get more beer because I don’t have enough to run the Pawn’s Gambit before my wife gets home”

by Tatu 8157 December 5, 2024

Pawns

The chess piece thought by some to be the most unwitting, though in reality nobody has to keep playing.

Derek Chauvin, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery, the guy that killed him, these were all pawns in the female Jim Jones's game, much like the people that stampeded those folks at the concert, and the police stampeded anything that resembles civil rights. Despite calling it social justice, it was never anything more than a bunch of people dying for no reason, if you called it what it really was.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Con pawn

Someone who blindly votes/leans conservative.

Think tool: an object to be manipulated.

Saw this guy the other day, shouting at everyone who would listen about how making America great again involved blindly following the conservative agenda. He spelled conservative wrong. Total con pawn!

by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018

Passed Pawns

When while playing chess your pawn is close to the other side of the board and they get the free way all through.

UWU: There is no way you are winning this game!
OWO: Are ya kidding? I get two passed pawns! I am Invincible!

by Raggedy dude March 2, 2025

Clown-Pawn

Unwanted stuff from the end of a relationship. Including robots, crap spaceships, one wheeled cars and meaningless sciences.

Getting rid of the clown-pawn allowed me to establish a new and more meaningful relationship.

by freespark October 26, 2018

posh pawn

A classy way of enabling criminals and gangsters to use their assets to rip the piss out the rest of society whilst gobbling caviar and laughing outrageously on mega yachts that are loaned by their swinger grandparents who are now deceased but quaffing champagne in the unrealistic idea of heaven 😀

Posh pawn

When the gloriously rich yet not so rich attempt to exchange their inherited assets for fast cash in order to live out their lives in the most hedonistic and sexual ways possible whilst still eating Sunday lunch at grandmas and feeding the goldfish she won in 1950

by J_gogo October 10, 2023

Tito's Pawn Shop

Is a place mentioned in a video called "The Most Devoted Youtuber of All Time" by Sean Millea

Sean: Alright guys i'm outside Tito's Pawn Shop, i just sold my phone, traded it and got this nice new camera, though we're gonna keep this video going, we're going to buy some more crack

by Idkmangfioys November 28, 2024