Professional Passenger

Someone who always sits in the passenger seat every time they get into a vehicle, even if they are the owner of the vehicle.

I am a professional passenger; I don't drive.

by Kinonhlanhla March 24, 2021

Passenger Pagan

Someone that always asks for a lift in a persons car, and always is in the persons passenger seat, it’s like they live in there car.

That guy is a “Passenger Pagan”

by Shane256 November 17, 2023

Carrying passengers

To be overweight.

You're carrying passengers, son.

by TeeLurpin November 30, 2024

Passenger Paparazzi

1. A passenger in a car that uses his time to photograph one Highway Hazard after another. This is typically done with a cellphone and with the intent to display the images of Highway Hazards publicly.

2. Someone who exposes Highway Hazards with photographic evidence in order to shame them off the highway.

1. Man, I love the fact that my carpool buddy can't stand being a passenger. That means I get to be Passenger Paparazzi and catch all those jackasses on film.

2. Hey if we get enough carpools going to have a fleet of Passenger Paparazzi's, maybe we can expose these turds for the hazards they really are!

by Passenger Seat Critic April 20, 2010

Passenger seat Pete

Instead of sliding in the dm he slides into the passenger seat of the car

Random Girl about to get into her car to leave by herself passenger seat Pete (Jose) slides right into that passenger seat to accompany her

by Trash Panda King August 3, 2018

Passenger Respect

When you have to decide between sitting multiple cars usually each having 1-2 people already, meaning that you are showing "more" respect to the car that you wish to sit in. Usually solved simply but can be thought about rather seriously.

Mike and Tony were both going to Caribou Coffee in their cars with no passengers, they were leaving from my place, so I would sit with Mike and say see ya there Tony to balance the Passenger Respect, possibly giving disrespect.

by SchizophreNICKZJ May 6, 2011

Pussy Passenger

A feline companion (a Cat) traveling in a vehicle, typically assuming the role of a nonchalant passenger. May ride quietly or vocalize displeasure at random intervals. Offers no navigational assistance, contributes no resources, and often leaves behind fur as a parting gift. Treated by many as an emotional support co-pilot despite providing minimal practical value.

“Don’t mind the fur — that’s just the aftermath of my daily commute with a pussy passenger”

“No playlist is good enough for my picky pussy passenger”

“My pussy passenger acts like I work for her Uber service”

“No playlist is good enough for my picky pussy passenger”

Nothing says “I’m owned by a cat” like a fur-covered passenger seat and a sassy pussy passenger in the rearview.

by EMD F59PHI April 30, 2025