paris hilton

An unattractive blonde woman... Possibly with mental retardation.
Dude #1: I slept with Paris Hilton last night!
Dude #2: No way! So did I!
by Paul McCabe August 14, 2005
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A moron with absolutely no morals or brains, who is completely FAKE in every way, a racist bigoted bitch who is so shallow it could make your had spin! She actually has people idolizing her because she is rich and wears expensive clothes. Get a grip, people! She says in her stupid pink book.'...only have billionaire friends.' So all you'fans' out there, she wouldn't look twice at ya! Dumbasses!
See also: shallow, snob, stupid,
by Mouse January 02, 2005
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the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.
the paris perfume collection smells like cum.
by clevelandsteamer August 26, 2005
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a woman who sounds like she has a mouth full of nigga grease.
Paris: "that's hawt."
by anonymous March 02, 2005
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1. (noun) A mystery, puzzle or conundrum. Something well know for no apparent reason (that's the conundrum).

2. Living proof that inheritance taxes and income taxes for the rich aren't anywhere near as high as they should be.

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 02, 2006
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an ugly bitch whos nose is seriously fuCKed up and is only famous for bein a spoilt rich kid.
Jay: paris hiltons nose is fuCKed up bad coz shes been snortin too many keys of coke.
Me: yup coz shes a spoilt rich bitch who can afford tons of that shit so no worries bout that bitch.
by PIRU_Kid April 05, 2008
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n. 1 a person who has not done motherfucking shit to be idolized and looked as a celebrity 2 pretentious cocksucker 3 No personality 4 Dull 5 Boring 6 Nose Surgery 7 Orange Tan 8 Fake blue contacts 9 A waste of make-up (about 3 fucking tons of it to make her look good) 9 Without make-up a shit-faced fucking ugly gremlin 10 A generic looking platinum blonde no class whore that acts no different than a redneck piece of shit slut in the trailer park that all the other redneck trailer trash people wish they looked like or had in their bedroom 11 The perfect example of taking the girl out of the trailer park but not taking the trailer park out of the girl.

you get the idea…fuck Paris Hilton
"Me, a slut? What ya'll talking bout? I ain't no Paris Hilton!"
by Chris August 31, 2004
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