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bird parachute

A trope, usually appearing in science fiction, where something directly contradictory to the pre-established science of the world happens.

Origin: The characters in K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series did a scientifically impossible (both by real-world physics and the fictional universe's) maneuver that the fandom refers to as the 'bird parachute'.
"Wow, those characters totally bird parachuted there!"
by Our Lord Pickles January 6, 2019
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poisonous parachute

When somebody rips ass under the covers and wafts the air so that everybody smells it.
Example: I was laying in bed with James and he dropped a poisonous parachute. It made me gag it was so ripe.
by Datass March 3, 2019
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parachute tampon

1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.
"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."
by the fresh maker May 6, 2009
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papach

your close buddy or mate or friend.
Hey papach. :)
by zeheizen lord December 6, 2009
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papachino

a papachino is a papa that is a chino
omg hes such a papachino
ikr
by papachino March 9, 2022
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prosciutto parachute

Did you see the prosciutto parachute on that stripper?
by squid hell December 25, 2010
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parachute

when a man stratches out his testicle skin and places it over someone face
dude, Ryan just gave Dustin the biggest parachute
by Alan September 29, 2003
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