Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

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Cry Potion

The result of sniffing recreational drugs to the extent of purchasing an excessive amount leading to an empty bank balance the following morning also resulting in making you want to cry

John went out the other night and sniffed some cry potion, "cocaine" and looked at his bank balance the next morning and he felt like crying

by Tomr93 May 24, 2024

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High Potion

A super version of the potion, however, it is not mint flavored.

Dude, throw a high potion at me, my HP is totally critical.

by joser July 23, 2012

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Doubel frash potion

Doubel frash potion is the perfect word to put in any sentance, It's sort of a icebreaker when your out of words. whenever your in a crisis you can always just scream Doubel frash potion and depending on what is happening to you it will always counter it.

Oh shit there is a very scary dude in front of me!
Doubel frash potion!

by Ipromisemacabriller January 20, 2020

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