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put all one's sperm in one basket

(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.
I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.

(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)
by mathjedi March 28, 2009
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having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face
- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces
by Nomdi February 3, 2019
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for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad

A popular song lyrical by Dixie D'amelio. You can tell by the 4 sad's in one line that she is very upset.
Heidi: Are you okay Dixie?
Dixie: for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad
Heidi: ...............okay Dix.
by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021
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One time for the one time

Doing something just to try it, even if you only do it once and never again; for the sake of adventure.
"Dude let's try it, one time for the one time." #YOLO
by Westrose February 4, 2017
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not know ones ass from ones elbow

(variants; a hole in the ground may replace ones Elbow)
To be cofused aboutr something.
Some people on this dictionary do not know thier asses from thier elbows.
by Light Joker June 12, 2004
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one in the pink one in the stink

A version of double penetration where one man inserts his penis in the woman's vagina (pink) and another inserts his in her anus (stink) simultaneously.
Gina loves having sex with 2 guys at once. She just can't get her freak on without one in the pink one in the stink.
by Bonedoctor January 29, 2006
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one in the pink one in the stink

during four play the male partner sticks a finger in the vagina and the anus at the same time.
yo man, i made out with my girlfriend last night and i had one in the pink, and one in the stink.
by rib caron May 8, 2003
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