Glasses / Sun Glasses worn by creepy old men that make them look like chester's. Often they are 80's style glasses with dark orange tinting and accompanied by a dick duster.
Man did you see that bus driver at school today, I think he is going to swing by the elementary school and surf the scene. Yea, was the one wearing the chester glasses.
by Jack The Genius July 16, 2010
A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.
When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass
by dontmesswithlawyers June 08, 2017
The equivalent of the glass ceiling, but on the other end of the spectrum. The phenomenon wherein women are absent from the lowest, most difficult or most dangerous jobs. Despite claiming the desire for equality women do not fight to break through the glass basement.
The refusal to crack the glass basement demonstrated the hypocrisy of fighting to break the glass ceiling.
by Commander_Keen April 13, 2014
When a homosexual is in the closet but everyone who meets them know that they're totally gay. Resulting in a closet that is completely see through.
Bill: Hey you guys check out this cute sweater I got at the mall.
Steven: Dude is Bill Gay?
Todd: Officially no, but everyone knows he's in the glass closet.
Steven: Dude is Bill Gay?
Todd: Officially no, but everyone knows he's in the glass closet.
by stonetemplepilot May 02, 2014
Dumb spectacles worn by exceptionally irritating people at a university campus/overpriced coffee shop near YOU.
With that pockmarked skin, that filthy undercut and those problem glasses, it's hard to believe she's still single!
by wldsznn May 18, 2016
by Birdsong January 15, 2017
To tap on the window of a car when you see the police. Done to give you the luck to not get caught. Originating in Parker, Colorado.
by Muthafuckinnigga May 13, 2015