fork in the road

(1) A way to show that there is a large decision to be made and you have to chose between to obstacles.
(2) A split in a road going two different directions
(1) There is a fork in the road, do I follow his advice or hers?
(2) A fork in the road, do we go north or south?
by anonymous August 31, 2004
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hit the road

to leave a meeting/place (because you just have to); other way of saying "have to go"...
aight i gotta hit the road, peace, later!
by bzikofski December 02, 2004
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road fingers

This is when a someone fingers a women while driving. It's the femlale equivelent to road head. It can be performed by either the driver or the passenger.
Sarah's favorite part of driving though North Dakota was the road fingers.
It seemed only fair that Katie get some road fingers after all the road head she had performed.
by Jason6025 August 28, 2006
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road sluts

People who like to hog up the whole road and be a slut.
Jake: Hey Max did you see all thoose road sluts yesterday?
Max: Awe yeaah man them sluts almost ran me over!
Jake: I know dawg
by taylor5766 February 28, 2011
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Running the roads

Staying out all the time when you should be at home especially when you have priorities.
“Who takes care of Amber’s kids when she’s out running the roads?”
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Running the roads

To go out frequently, drink and do drugs and hang around losers. Similar to Running the streets except used mostly out in the country by country folks.
Mom: My daughter better not be out running the roads again.

Dad: Leave her alone, she’s 21.
by smokey diesel January 04, 2023
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Road Pirate

A road pirate is a person that is employed by the state to steal money from you as you drive. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, parking lots or speeding past you on the road. Their cars are equipped with sirens and lights to scare you into pulling over when they are behind you. Their cars also have cages in them where they will place you to transport you to a larger cage.
I was stopped by a road pirate today while driving to work. He said I was speeding and threatened to put me in a cage unless I sent money to his employers.
by krazimu March 28, 2014
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